Do y’all know how early 4:40 am actually is?
Well, I do now. I found out this morning and let me tell ya, it ain’t pretty. No human being in the world should be required to get up before 6 am. Ever. Period. 6 am is early enough for whatever the day has to bring. And before any of you start cussing at me, yes, I am fully aware that there are certain jobs that must carry on 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year in order for us to survive and function in this wonderful life. I used to have one of those jobs and I worked the graveyard shift. That too, falls into my category of things no human being should be required to do. But, that’s a story for another day.
Anyway, I apologize… again… for the lack of riveting content in my writing that I know all of you have come to expect. But I made myself a promise and I’m gonna keep it. Just bear with me, and after this week of exciting training, that just happens to be held out-of-town, I’ll be back on a somewhat more normal sleeping schedule and maybe, juuuuuust maybe, I’ll be able to figure out how to balance this new life of mine out again.
Did you catch the sarcasm?