Just a little update on our pesky bee problem here at the cabin. I know y’all are just dying to know about all this fun and interesting stuff!
Mountain Man decided that yesterday was going to be “lets kill the bees day” here. Well, in all fairness, yesterday had to be “lets kill the bees day”. Who knows just how emotionally, and possibly physically, scarred I mighta been had another one of those gargantuan bees made their way through the vents and into the bathroom with me during another one of my somewhat obsessive tooth brushing sessions. (That’s a story for another time.)
So, after some assessment and preparation on Mountain Man’s part, the killing commenced. And I must say, it was an emotional roller coaster for me. I tried my best to help. I offered up my services willingly and was ready for battle in whatever way Mountain Man might need me. But nothing could prepare me for what took place last night upstairs in our bathroom. I went from borderline hysterics when one of the monsters flew in the open window, to uproarious laughter upon seeing the contraption that my Mountain Man came up with to finally get rid of those obscenely large buzzing bees. Not to mention the extra layer of protective clothing that my son came upstairs wearing which consisted of a pair of jogging pants, a sweatshirt, gloves, a bandana wrapped around his face up to his eyeballs, a boggin on his head, and a pair of sunglasses. I think I mighta peed a little at one point! And the really funny part, he was just there to watch! Bless his heart…
I took a few photos with my cell phone during this perilous event here on the mountain. I wish I could’ve gotten better shots and especially some before shots and maybe even a good pic of one of the bees while they were still alive, but this was a serious matter we were dealing with here. We’re talking life or death!!! Well, maybe not life or death in the literal sense, but it was pretty dang nerve wracking, to say the least!
I hate that I didn’t have the forethought to bring the camera upstairs with me to document this war against the flying, stinging monsters. The pictures from my cell phone are pretty fuzzy, but you get the general idea. The bees fought a good fight, but in the end, Mountain Man and his ingenious invention came out victorious, and because of his valiant efforts, I lived to write another day.